Sunday, October 2, 2011

Case of the Missing Diary--A Short Story

Case of the Missing Diary

By
Traci Kishbaugh

     It was a warm day in the beginning of June.  Billy Williams, and energetic 12-year-old boy with blonde hair and blue eyes, sat in his Science class pretending to pay attention to what was going on around him.  Instead, he was daydreaming and waiting quietly for the bell to ring.  Today was the last day of school, and it was his last class.  Flies were flying around, birds were singing, and there was a nice breeze coming through the windows.   In five minutes, it would be the start of summer vacation, and Billy couldn’t wait.  It seemed to go on forever.  Time always goes so slowly when you’re waiting for something.  He always heard his mom say “A watched pot never boils.”  He never understood that cliché until now.  He hated to admit it, but his mom was right.  He tried not to think about the time.  “Maybe that will make the time go faster” he thought.  Finally, the bell rang, and Billy thought to himself, “Free at last!”
     Billy was the first one out of his seat and to the door when he heard someone call his name.  It was David Collins, Billy’s best friend.  They’d known each other since they were babies.  David had red hair and freckles.  He was one of the nicest boys you would ever want to meet.  He wouldn’t hurt anyone.  At least not on purpose.  They had planned to spend a week together at Billy’s house.  “Billy, I have to talk to you," David said.  I just found out that my parents made plans to go away on a family vacation this year, so we’ll have to cancel our plans.”
     “That stinks,” Billy said.  “A whole summer with your family?  Yuck!  That’s too bad.  Oh well, have fun.  I guess I’ll see you when school starts in the fall.”  Then he slowly turned, disappointed, and walked away.
     When Billy got home, his father, a hard working family man, was busy putting up a tent in the back yard for Billy and David.  It was supposed to be a surprise, but Billy walked in on his dad putting it up.  His dad didn’t realize Billy was there until he heard him laughing.  His father was very caring, loving, and a good man, but he didn’t know the first thing about putting up a tent.  He was good at a lot of things, but he wasn’t good at putting things together.  “That’s ok, Dad,” Billy said laughing.  “You don’t have to bother with this. David had to cancel.  His family is going on vacation.  Thanks anyway, though.”
     Billy’s dad put his hand on his shoulder and said “That’s too bad your plans are ruined.  Why don’t you help me put up the tent and you and I can camp out together?”
     “That sounds great!” Billy said. They put up the tent, got lots of food, and spent the night in the tent.  They had a lot of fun.  Billy’s dad looked at him and said “We should do this more often."
     “That sounds like a good idea. I’d like that”, Billy said, smiling.
     The summer seemed to drag on forever.  Billy called every one of his friends, but they were all going away on summer vacations.  It wasn’t long before Billy became extremely bored.  He spent most of his time in his room watching TV, listening to his stereo and reading his favorite type of books; mystery novels.
     One day, Billy’s mother, a small, quiet woman went in his room to talk to him.  “If you’re so bored, why don’t you call Jodi Watkins and hang out with her?” she asked.  Jodi Watkins lived a few houses away, and she was in Billy’s class at school.  She wasn’t very pretty or popular. She had straight, long black hair, braces, and glasses, and she was the last person Billy wanted to hang out with.
     “I’m not that desperate,” Billy answered.  “All the kids will tease me if they find out.”
     His mom just looked at him and said “Now, Billy, she’s a very nice girl, and she doesn’t have any friends.  Just think about it.”  Billy just kept reading, trying to tune her out.
     Some time in the beginning of July, Jodi went to see Billy.  Her diary had been stolen, and since she knew Billy liked mysteries, she thought he might be able to help her out.  At first, he told her to go away, but then he realized this would be the perfect opportunity to prove that he would be a good detective.  This was just the chance Billy had been waiting for!  “It’s not the biggest case, but you have to start somewhere”, he thought.  “OK, I’ll take the case”, he finally told her.  He quickly set up the Williams Detective Agency in his backyard to make it official.  Billy was in business!
     “First, we have to discuss my fee,” he said, cockily. “I’ll have to charge you $1 for my expert services.”
     “That’s ok,” Jodi answered.  “I have enough money to pay for it.”
     “Now where should I start on the case?” he thought out loud.  “I know!  What does your diary look like?
     “It’s blue with little white flowers all over it, and it’s red around the edges.”  Billy got a notebook and wrote down the date, case number, Jodi’s name, the description of the diary, and amount of the fee.  Then he wrote “Paid” in the “Fee” column.  Then he picked up the notebook, and they went to Jodi’s house to see if they could find any clues.
     “When did you see the diary last?” he asked Jodi. 
     “Yesterday,” she replied.  “I put it under my bed like I always do after I write in it.”  Just then, Jodi’s mother called her for dinner, and she invited Billy to stay.  Billy accepted the invitation and told Jodi they would work on the case after they ate.  Jodi’s brother, Tommy, a 10-year-old pest, had stayed at a friend’s house for dinner, which was a relief to Jodi. He was always picking on her, and Jodi was grateful to finally have peace and quiet.  They were having meatloaf, Jodi’s favorite.
     “What are you two up to?” her mother asked.
     “Billy is going to help me find my diary after we eat,” Jodi answered. “We think we know who stole it.”
     “Maybe it wasn’t stolen.  Maybe you just misplaced it,” her mother said.
     “No I didn’t,” Jodi said, positive she was right.  She’s always very careful with her diary, like she is with all her things.  She never misplaced it. “I put it under my bed just like always.  I wouldn’t misplace something as important as my diary.”
     After dinner, Billy and Jodi started working on the case.  “What did you mean when you said ‘We think we know who stole it’?  We haven’t found any clues yet.”
     “I know, but I just thought of a suspect.  Come on!  Let’s check out Tommy’s room.  He’s always teasing me,” she said.  “Especially about my diary.  I’m sure he’s the thief!”  They checked Tommy’s room for evidence first.  They searched his room from top to bottom, but found nothing.  Then they searched the rest of the house, thinking Tommy may have hidden it somewhere else to throw everyone off the trail. They didn’t find anything in the rest of the house, either. 
     “Darn!  That’s disappointing.  I was sure the little creep was guilty.  Now I don’t have anything on him I can use for blackmail!” Jodi exclaimed.
     Billy just looked at her in disbelief.  He was an only child, and he desperately wanted a younger brother.  “If I had a brother, I would never dream of thinking about him the way Jodi thinks about Tommy,” Billy thought.  “She’s lucky to have a little brother.”
     They checked Jodi’s room last.  “Maybe she did just misplace it or maybe she hid it on purpose just to get me to hang out with her.  It would be just like her to pull something like this,” Billy thought.  However, if he wanted to be considered a real detective, he had to learn to keep his personal feelings separate from his cases. Otherwise, he would never be able to do his job to the best of his ability.  He decided to give Jodi the benefit of the doubt, and he kept looking.
     They looked under the bed where Jodi keeps the diary. There were blades of grass under the bed.
     “Now I remember!” Jodi yelled. “That neighbor boy, Jimmy Hansen, mowed our lawn yesterday.  He’s such a bully, and he never liked me.  He’s the thief!  I’m sure of it now!  But he couldn’t have!  It was still there after he finished.” 
     Jimmy Hansen was a big boy, a few years older than Billy and Jodi.  He had brown hair, brown eyes, and he was very strong.  He picked on everyone and everything.  He lived next door to Jodi.   Mowing the lawn gave him the perfect opportunity to steal the diary.  When they went to Jimmy’s house to question him, he denied everything.
     Billy confronted Jimmy and told him his theory.  “When you were in the house when you mowed the lawn,” Billy explained, “you saw Jodi writing in her diary, and you saw her put it under her bed.  Then you forgot to collect your fee, so you went back and you asked to use the bathroom. That’s when you went into Jodi’s room to steal the diary.”  Jimmy still denied everything, but Billy insisted they look around to see if he was hiding anything.  He wasn’t lying.  The diary wasn’t anywhere to be seen.
     “I told you so!” Jimmy said.  “I may be guilty of a lot of things, but I’m no thief!”  Billy and Jodi apologized, and as they left, Jimmy said he’d let them know if he hears anything.
     As Billy and Jodi left Jimmy’s house, Billy said “One suspect down.”
     “What do you mean one suspect? He’s the only suspect!” Jodi cried.
     “Don’t worry.  I’m not beat yet.  I’ll figure something out.  I WILL find your diary, I promise!” he assured her.  It was getting dark, so they decided to call it quits for the day and start again first thing in the morning.  Billy walked Jodi home to her house and then walked back to his house.
     Billy said hello to his parents and went up to his room.  He took out his notebook and wrote down the names of the suspects, Jimmy and Tommy, and then Billy wrote “NO” next to the names.  Then he went to bed early—around 8:30.  He didn’t usually go to bed that early, but the case really tired him out.  “This detective stuff is really hard work,” he thought.  Billy didn’t have any trouble sleeping that night.  He fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
     The next day was Saturday.  Billy got up really early so he and Jodi could get started on the case and hopefully solve the case that day.  However, when Billy looked out his window, he saw it was raining.  “Darn!  We’ll never solve the case today.  Mom and dad will never let me out of the house while it’s raining.  They are always worried I’ll catch a cold,” he said to himself.  Billy was right.  When he went downstairs, his parents told him he couldn’t go outside until it stopped raining.
     Billy called Jodi to tell her he couldn’t come over until it got nice out again.  Jodi said, “That’s ok.  I can come over to your house.  I’m sure my parents won’t mind.  I’ll be right over."
     “OK,” Billy said.  Try to think of other suspects and anything else you might think is important on your way over.”  She said she would and then hung up.
     When Jodi got to Billy’s house, they went up to his room, which he was using for a temporary office since his real office was outside.  “Why don’t we dust for fingerprints when we go back to my house?” Jodi suggested.
      “I don’t have any way of doing that,” Billy answered.  “Besides, how would we be able to tell who’s fingerprints they were?  We can’t compare them with any others because we don’t have any other fingerprints.”
     “Oh, yeah.  Sorry,” Jodi said disappointedly.
     Jodi and Billy decided to call Jimmy to see if he could come over.  “Maybe he’ll have some ideas or he might remember seeing something.  It’s worth a shot,” Billy told Jodi.  She agreed. 
     Jimmy came right over, but he couldn’t help much.  He didn’t remember seeing anything unusual.  They spent the next few hours trying to think of something.  It was getting closer to lunch time, so they decided to take a break.  Jimmy and Jodi went home for lunch and promised they’d be back as soon as they ate. 
     During lunch, Billy’s mother asked him how the case was going.  “Not good,” he answered.  “Every angle is a dead end.  We only have two suspects, and they are both innocent.”
     “That’s too bad,” his mom replied.   “How hard could it be to find a blue diary with white flowers and red around the edges?” Billy pretended not to notice that comment, but he wondered to himself how she knew what the diary looked like.  After all, he never mentioned it.  “Well, finish your lunch,” she continued.  “Your father and I need to run some errands, so we’re trusting you to behave while we’re gone.  He’s waiting in the car.  We won’t be gone long.”  Then she left the house.
     As soon as his mother was out of the house, Billy decided to start snooping around.  There was only one way his mother could know what the diary looked like.  He searched the house from top to bottom.  Nothing.  Not a sign of the diary anywhere.  He was just about to give up hope when he remembered something.  “The desk!” he exclaimed.  Billy’s parents had a nice old desk in the living room that he wasn’t allowed to go into.  Too many important papers that a young boy might get into.  “If that diary is anywhere in the house, it has to be in the desk!”, he yelled out loud.  He started looking through the desk but didn’t find anything.  “Great!  It’s locked,” he said to himself when he tried one of the drawers.  He searched all over the desk and finally found a key hidden underneath the blotter.  As he turned the key and opened the drawer slowly, he prayed that the diary was there.  It was!  He found the diary!
     Just as he opened the drawer, he heard his parents come in the house.  He quickly pulled out the diary, closed the drawer, and locked it back up, putting the key back underneath the blotter.  His mother came in the house and found Billy sitting in a chair by the desk holding the diary.
     “What are you doing with Jodi’s diary?” he asked.  His mother didn’t answer.  She just stood there shocked that she had been found out.  “I knew something was up when you knew what the diary looked like.  I never told you,” he continued.  His mother swallowed hard.
     “All right. Yes, I did it!  Jodi’s mother and I wanted the two of you to become friends.  We knew you’d never be friends on your own, so we decided to help you along.  We knew if Jodi’s diary was stolen, she would ask you to help find it, and the two of you would be forced to speak and hopefully become friends.  And it worked, too,” she said, very proud of what she had done.
     “Very sneaky, Mom,” Billy said, smiling.  He got up from the chair and went over to the phone.  “I guess I better call Jodi and tell her I found her diary,” he said as he dialed the phone.
     The second Jodi found out about her diary, she asked him to come to her house right away and return it to her.  He explained to her what happened to it, and they both had a good laugh about it.
     That night before bed, he took out his notebook and wrote “SOLVED” next to the case number.  From that day on, Billy and Jodi were friends.  She spread the word about his detective agency, and he had enough mysteries to solve until school started again in September.  It had turned out to be a good summer after all.  Not only did he make some extra money, but he found a new friend, too.

END
    
      







Friday, June 24, 2011

And ABC Just Makes Things Worse...


Until recently, I thought things couldn't possibly get any worse with the cancellation of "All My Children" and "One Life to Live" situation.  However, I once again underestimated the power of human stupidity.  Oh, ABC and Disney, you've been very bad, it seems.  When will you ever learn?
As if canceling two very popular and long running soaps weren't enough, ABC apparently has gone a step further and rejected offers to purchase BOTH soaps.  So lets recap, shall we?  First, they decide for us that the soap genre has no place in today's TV lineup, despite the millions of viewers both shows have that contradict that fact and cancel both shows.  Now they are rejecting legitimate offers to buy the shows.  Let me get this straight.  ABC clearly doesn't WANT the shows themselves.  However, they also don't want anyone else to have them, which means they are denying the viewers the right to see these shows elsewhere?  This reminds me of when "Guiding Light"/P&G wouldn't let Michael Zaslow out of his contract to go back to OLTL sooner after GL let him go.  My, my...Aren't we selfish, ABC?  Silly network.  You should've known that you couldn't keep this from us.  Apparently, no one ever told you that there are no secrets in show business.  If you do something, it's going to come out eventually.  And when it does, you end up looking worse than you did in the first place.  And trust me, you were looking pretty bad already. 

This latest move only confirms what ABC soap viewers have known for years.  The network doesn't appreciate or respect us at all, despite the fact that viewers are the reason they have shows to air at all.  Seriously, without viewers, where would networks be? And apparently, TPTB at ABC are laughing at the fans and calling us clueless.  How rude!  Yes, we know Frons has a boss, who also has a boss, who has a boss, etc.  What's their point?  The final decision to axe both soaps may not have been his, but they're acting like the man is blameless when he isn't.  He IS the President of Daytime at ABC, after all.  And in fact, things started going downhill with daytime the moment he got his job.  So do NOT tell me he is blameless or a "scapegoat".  I'm not that stupid.

If all this weren't enough, I've heard that ABC IS planning on firing Frons, but they have to find the right time to do it.  Now, normally I would say this is a good thing.  And it still is.  Getting rid of that idiot is way over-due.  However, they are only doing it to try to repair the damage with the fans that this whole fiasco has caused.  So basically, they are only doing it to get back in our good graces to make themselves look good.  Sorry, ABC.  Too little, too late, in my opinion.  Get rid of him for the right reasons.  Not just to win back viewers you've already lost.  How many times do we have to tell you that the fans/viewers don't like being manipulated?

To ABC, I have just one thing left to say (for now).  The way I see it, you have two choices.  Keep the soaps or allow others to buy them so they can live on and be seen by their loyal fans.  Pick one!  But you can't have it both ways.  Denying others to buy the shows so loyal viewers can enjoy them is wrong and bad business.  Shame on you!  As for "The Chew".  I will watch ONE show just to see how many people show up in the audience.  My guess would be the 5 viewers ABC has who can't think for themselves.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Continuing Saga of One Network's Blunder


April 26 was another big day for "All My Children" and "One Life to Live" fans.  It was the day that there were not one, two, not even 3 protests outside ABC studios.  But almost TWENTY, including one in New York and one in Los Angeles.  Each protest had 20-50 people and lasted 2 hours.  The turn out was small but decent enough considering the time element.  Fans needed to act fast because we want our message heard loud and clear, so the protests had to be right away, which made it hard for some people to attend because of work.  However, those of us who could not attend physically were there in spirit.  In addition, each protest reached both goals.  The main goal was to prove our loyalty to the shows and commitment to this cause.  Second, they were hoping to get media attention because, hey, it's free.  Mission accomplished!

From what I've heard about the protests, they were peaceful.  After all, soap fans do know how to conduct themselves in public when trying to save their favorite shows.  Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Disney/ABC employees.  Since this whole mess with the cancellation began, I have been shocked at the behavior of the Disney/ABC employees.  It has progressively gotten worse.  During the protest in New York, an employee called the cops, who quickly found out there was no need because it was a peaceful demonstration.  They must've thought the employee was looney toons or something.  In Los Angeles, a Disney/ABC employee actually shouted to the protestors "Read a book!".  Can you say "unprofessional"?  I'm sure Walt Disney, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and all the other Disney characters would be so proud of this person--NOT!  I mean really, is this the way you'd expect an employee of Disney to behave?  Doesn't exactly make them look good, does it?  Hasn't he ever heard of conducting himself professionally so it reflects well on the company he works for?  How about instead of calling Disney World The Happiest Place on Earth, they change their motto to "Come Be Yelled At By Our Rude Staff".  Or how about "Welcome to Disney World. We want your business, we'll take your money, but you don't matter to us."  Oh, and it should be noted that one of the people in the crowd the employee shouted this at actually WROTE a book.  Hey, rude guy!  Know what you are talking about before you shoot off your mouth.  Better yet, don't shoot your mouth off at all.  And FYI, some of us can do both--read and watch our favorite soaps--at the same time! 

And it only gets worse for ABC.  The children of the creators of "General Hospital" are suing ABC for money from the syndication of the show.  Karma has reared it's ugly head at last!  Took long enough.  

There are some positive things to report, though.  First, the press seems to be siding with the fans.  They are portraying us in a positive way and saying things about ABC and Brian Frons that we fans have been saying for quite a while now.  In addition, I've heard rumors that Frons' days at ABC are numbered and that NBC is considering picking up the soaps for their network.  Apparently, they understand how valuable these shows are and know that they will get a lot more viewers if they add them to their line-up.  Finally, a network with common sense!  Stay tuned everyone!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

ABC Soap Fans Refuse to Be Ignored Any Longer


My friends,

It has now been 9 days since the dreaded announcement from ABC that they were cancelling "All My Children" and "One Life to Live", AKA The A-1 First Class Blunder of the Century By A Network. It even surpasses the cancellation of "FlashForward" (also by ABC), which I have also been quite outspoken about. I have had some time now to process the news of the cancellation of my beloved soaps and can now try to put my feelings into coherent thoughts.  But please forgive me if I don't succeed because the wound is still too fresh. 

When I first heard about the cancellations, my first thought was not "Oh my God!  They're cancelling my favorite soap opera!"  It was more like "Oh my God!  They're murdering my extended family!"  And that isn't an exaggeration.  That's what this cancellation feels like. Like most soap opera viewers, my favorite soap opera characters have come to feel like family to me. You get to know these characters inside and out.  At times, I felt like I knew the characters better than the writers did.  It's so bad that one day I literally found myself screaming at a character on "General Hospital" for 10 minutes straight until I realized how I sounded and thanked God that no one was around to hear me.  I was like a crazy person!  Unfortunately, people who aren't soap opera fans don't get this. 

I have stated in a previous blog post that I have been watching soaps since I was in the womb.  I used to watch soaps with my mom when I was little until she stopped watching them.  I didn't watch again until I was about 13 years old, and I have been watching ever since.  That was almost 30 years ago.  One of my favorite shows was always "One Life to Live".  I have so many memories from this show!  My first memory of the show was Brad Vernon in prison and his wife Jenny at home with their toddler, Mary.  That was the beginning of one of the most heartbreaking storylines ever written for Daytime. I can remember crying when Jenny made the hardest decision of her life, to give up Mary to her real mother, Katrina.  I watched when Joe Riley brought Clint home to meet Viki and then when Joe died.  I watched Viki's children grow up.  I can name every one of Asa's and Bo's wives.  I sat through controversial storylines and the most heartbreaking storylines you will ever see like when Bo's wives Didi and Sarah and Viki's daughter Megan (Sarah's sister) died. I watched Marty Saybrooke and Megan both grow into caring people.  I can name all of Viki's alters (My favorite is Niki) and loved the rivalry between Dorian and Viki.  I could go on and on forever.  That's how long I've been invested in this show. I've cried with the characters and at times, I have been known to scream at the TV or throw something at it if I was upset about something on the show.  I had my favorite characters (Viki, Bo, Sarah, Mimi, Chuck, Tina, Jessica, Megan, Wanda, Jenny, Karen, Larry, Dorian, David Renaldi, Ben Davidson, Sloan, Troy, Colin, Lindsay, Nash, and Charlie are just some of them).  I even got angry when I felt the writers were ruining my favorite characters because I knew them so well.  So yes, it does feel like I'm losing part of my family.

As if the cancellation wasn't enough to deal with right now, we have had to deal with two more problems.  First there are the every day people who join these groups only to post messages on the boards like "Protest something important."  Excuse me?  If you aren't with us on this, why are you even a member of the groups to save the soaps? 

Then there are the snide, rude, insensitive remarks from people who are "in the biz".  Jenny McCarthy and Oprah to be exact.  I mean really--Have you SEEN Oprah's video to her fans...some of whom she has now lost because of her statements in the video?  Since these people are in show business, you'd think they'd be more sensitive to the fact that over 600 people have now lost their jobs. Oprah is the biggest offender here of all.  She talked to us like children in her video. and she clearly doesn't know what she is talking about as far as the numbers go.  To be fair, I thought maybe I was just being overly sensitive when I saw it until I started reading comments from other people.  Even professional journalists have picked up on it.  And she could save the shows if she wanted to. It would even benefit her network, OWN to do so because it would bring in viewers AND RATINGS.  You would think someone as smart as Oprah claims to be would figure this out, but she hasn't. So instead of saying a simple "Thank you for contacting me, but I simply can't help you", she has made a complete idiot of herself, and it is plastered all over the internet for everyone to see FOREVER. And didn't she just have a show about soap operas with some of the big stars as guests?  So she's ok with using them to get ratings, but when they need her to come through for them, she refuses to even TRY to help?  Nice...

There is one other thing that has me completely baffled.  It's been reported that the reasons for the cancellations are low ratings and high production costs.  Ok..makes sense I guess--to anyone without a single brain cell still working.  But what the network fails to consider is that times have changed.  We no longer have just one way of watching the show. It used to be that you could only watch when the show was on.  This was before the days of VCRs, DVRs, and Tivo.  Heck, you can even watch on the internet now. Therefore, Nielsen ratings are no longer accurate (as if they ever were to begin with).  Therefore, they should not rely on ratings numbers.  Fans and professional journalists can understand this.  All of us (fans and journalists) have  come up with ways that these shows can be saved.  The solutions are very simple, yet ABC hasn't been able to come up with them. The question is "Why?".  Is it because they are just looking for any excuse to get rid of these shows?  The fact that they can't come up with a solution makes me wonder if they just want to cancel the shows no matter what...even if there are logical solutions to the problem.

On the up side, I find it encouraging that the sponsors have started listening to us. 
Hoover, for one, has pulled it's advertising from ALL of ABC in protest of the cancellation.  A fact that ABC can't seem to understand the logic behind.  They have apparently never heard of a sponsor pulling their advertising to save a show, only to sink it.  I find this fact laughable because this is what protesting is...pulling something, in this case advertising, to protest a decision by the network.  DUH!  What part of that is not clear?  And I, for one, am not explaining it to them.  Other sponsors seem to be listening to us as well.  This is a very good sign. 

There have been other positive signs as well.  The Writer's Guild has asked ABC to reconsider their decision to cancel AMC and OLTL. Plus I have heard through various contacts that the fans are making a difference.  I've even heard rumors that Brian Frons' days at ABC are numbered.  The fans are making a difference just like I always knew we could.  Even if it is a small difference right now, this is progress.  I've never been so proud to be a soap fan in my life.


Thursday, April 14, 2011

I Am Shocked, Saddened, and Angry!


Dear Friends,
It is with a heavy heart that I write this blog.  I had already been having an A-1, first class crappy day when I got terrible news for soap viewers.  The unthinkable has happened.  ABC has canceled "One Life to Live" and "All My Children".  My mind is still trying to process the news.  I cannot say the words I really want to say about how I feel because this is a public blog.  But I will do my best to express myself. 

It's been rumored that ABC would cancel AMC for a while now.  And there have been rumors going around the internet about OLTL being canceled even longer.  So I never thought it would really happen.  When I started hearing recent rumors of "All My Children" AND "One Life to Live" being canceled, I dismissed them as just that--rumors.  I convinced myself that it would never happen because of the rumors of OLTL going around for so long.  I never wanted to be right so much in my life!  I convinced myself it wouldn't happen.  However, I underestimated the power of human stupidity.  Specifically that of one TV executive named Brian Frons.

Brian Frons has been systematically destroying ABC daytime for years now.  He ruins everything he touches, trying to "fix" things that don't need fixing.  He has even butted into areas of the business that are none of HIS business.  Hasn't he ever heard the phrase "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."? 

Lately, things haven't been that bad.  Frons has been surprisingly quiet, so I let my guard down.  What a mistake that was!  This latest move could be called "Cutting off your nose to spite your face" because it's the worst thing he could've done.  Canceling two very popular/loved soaps?  Seriously?  How is that logical?  I know part of his job is to bring in money, but the man is going about it the wrong way.  Yes, axing two shows and putting numerous actors and staff members out of work is one way. Oh, and did I mention that it is very cold-blooded?  But then you have an even bigger problem--Ticking off and alienating the fans--a very huge number--of both those shows.  Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't less viewers=less ratings for your network, which results in less money for your network?  And if the fans start boycotting the sponsors, ABC will lose more money than they are bringing in now--the exact OPPOSITE of the results they are trying to achieve. Explain to me how that is a good thing.

To make matters worse, I've heard that "All My Children" and "One Life to Live" are being replaced by talk shows and a cooking show.  According to him, viewer's tastes have changed, and this is what he says we want instead of our beloved soaps.  Oh?  Hmmm...so he's in our heads now and knows what we want?  Then riddle me this.  Why are there so many fan sites/message boards dedicated to soaps and/or soap actors and not as many dedicated to reality TV?  And how come all I've heard since rumors started of a cancellation are an outcry from angry fans?  I'll tell you why.  Because fans love their soaps more than reality TV.  We watch soap operas during the day because we want to escape reality!  But Brian Frons doesn't get that, nor does he care because all he sees is dollar signs.  He doesn't care about what the fans want.  He's obviously never listened to what we want or respected us.  And he sure doesn't understand the connection the fans and actors have with each other or how fiercely loyal soap opera fans are. What a shame that is.  It seems to me that in order to be a good TV executive, you need to know your viewers.  Obviously, Brian Frons doesn't have a clue.  I am curious to find out one thing.  What is he going to do when the new talk shows and cooking shows air, and there are no viewers watching?  What will he say then?

Now, lets forget the fans for a moment.  We've been disrespected and ignored for years.  It's wrong, but I'm used to it by now.  Lets focus on the actors.  The press was told about the cancellations BEFORE the actors and staff were, which is how the fans found out so fast.  And believe me the news was plastered all over the internet faster than anything I've ever seen!  So...let's recap, shall we? Frons has canceled TWO long-running, beloved soap operas, alienated the viewers, and disrespected the actors and staff by announcing it to the press first.  Nice work, Frons!  When is ABC going to realize that this man is poison to them and fire him before he destroys another show?  Get with it, ABC, before it's too late--if it isn't already.